bula jokes:

mother how far is are we from america?
shut up and swim

(from europe to america)

teacher: Bula , what does nationality mean to you?
Bula: i don't know.
teacher: your dumb. john what does nationality mean?
John:my mother
teacher: good , what is the nationality Bula?
Bula: john's mother
teacher:you idiot , nationality is your mother too, do you get it?
Bula: yes
teacher: what did you understand?
Bula: im john's brother



Bula comes back home very sad
mother:what's wrong ? did your gf refuse you?
Bula: yes and she hited me with a baseball bat
mother: why didn;t you tell her what i told you? "sweatheart the time stops when i look into your beautifull black eyes"
Bula: oh this was the problem ... i told her sweatheart your eyes are so black that my clocks are broking